Answering Machine Recording
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Turtle and a Blonde?
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English to Chinese Translation!
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Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
I can do better than this!
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Trick or Treat!
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