Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Classified Funny Ads
?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...