Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
The Educational Toy.
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.”Isn’t it rather complicated for a...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...