What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
The Mom Dictionary!
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Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
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The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...