How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Academy of Mudgeology
Academy of MudgeologySome selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)MUS147 HOW TO HUM: LECTURE AND...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...