Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!