Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...