Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
The Other Side
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact....
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Miracle Bra Alternative
Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks,...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...