Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...
Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...