Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
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In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
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yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
The highly-skilled fly
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Dead Pussy
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Orange penis
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Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...