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An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Rob the supermarket
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Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
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Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...