Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would,...
This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...