Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
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Top 10 Reasons…John Glenn
Top 10 Reasons No One Wants to go into Space with John Glenn again:10....
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
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