It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...
Learning a lesson
|A prominent lawyer’s son dreamed of following in his father’s footsteps. After graduating from...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!