Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...
Blonde’s medical exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...