Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
THIS WOULD BE ME
|The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
Earn cash in your spare time…
Earn cash in your spare time.. blackmail your friends!