Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Growing Manhood
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer,...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Computer acronyms list
|Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I’ll Buy...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...