Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
Men vs. Women
Men vs. Women Men and women are not alike. Sure, you thought you already...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...