Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Golfing with an older man
|A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband…
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....