Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
Slogans for Safe Sex!
21 Slogans To Help Promote Safe Sex1. Cover your stump before you hump2. Before...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...