Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Star Wars Update Changes
Top Ten Changes to the new Star Wars update#10 Tie fighters replaced with black...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...