Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
The Job Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked ayoung engineer...
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.