A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...