The Marv Albert Song
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Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
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Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
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Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...