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Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
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How do you make a cat drink?
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The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
Wife helps out the cop
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Panda Bear
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What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
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Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.