He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...