Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...