From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
The New Hunter
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go...
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And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...