If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!