Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...