How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
What a large crowd
|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Following some duty overseas, the officers…
Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
The Educational Toy.
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.”Isn’t it rather complicated for a...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!