Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...