His military etiquette
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Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Mother’s dictionary
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Excitement in Undertaking!
There were two guys who had gone to the same college and become great...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Polak With Chainsaw
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This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...
Story about infinity
|A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!