Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
More than a hundred percent
Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...