A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...