They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
Boy & Grandpa
A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...