True Newspaper Headlines…OY!
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms...
So Much Fun
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...