An Irish priest and a Rabbi
|An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...