Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
One day the different parts of the body…
One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...