Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...