Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Great to be a woman
|Reason’s why it’s great to be a woman Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies....
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What’s the most popular wine...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...