Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...