Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Computer use of a blonde!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Program Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...
The ladder to success!
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.