Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick...
The Geography of Men and Woman
The Geography of a Woman————————Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is...
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...