I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
The Irish Wedding
A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man
1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...