Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter…The melodious clanging Anna Nicole Smith’s breasts...