Bumpy Stickers!
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Quick Ones!
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Signs Of The 2000′s
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...
Mom’s Dictionary
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Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...