101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...
Great Starting Salary
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs…
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...