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On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
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Create a Hallmark Moment!
Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment...
How to make an ugly baby…
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Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
The preacher buys a parrot
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Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Lightbulb Joke
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