There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...